There are ants inside me……..yup, 20-30 easily. Those black sugar-loving ones.
The other night I made myself a mug of hot milo, and I dozed off before drinking it. Before I went to bed, I put the mug in the fridge.
Last nite, I couldn’t sleep…..i went to the fridge (note: kitchen light was off), saw the milo…yummm..cold milo. I took a gulp, you know..just to check that it hasn’t gone bad or anything..Still good. So i grabbed a bag of chips and parked my self in front of the TV. Then i saw, in the mug, filled with ants, many-many surfaced when i stirred the drink...
Yikes, i drank water the whole night.......why i dont know, drown the ants? I had to pee often but no ants......My throat and ears are itchy since...Could it be that the ants were frozen in the fridge but never died....and now they are awaken by the warmth of my blood. They are probably strategising their way out..like an Ants' version of LOST.
OMG, now how to i get those ants out of my body. Maybe they will come out if if ...you know...the biggie....(Note to self: Eat extra fibre today).
My mom told me to throw out any drinks with ants in it....it'll make you forgetful it seems. But that's 1 or 2 miserable ants.........
Now, what was i blogging about......??###.......
5 comments:
wakakakaka. my apartment is soooo antfested, i have learnt to live with the creatures.
ants are protein, anne ... and trust me, they'd have been digested by now heheh ;-) wot is strange tho' are ants being in ur fridge ... hmm i think u shud clean out the fridge.
jill...i thot u fumigated?
alex....nope! there's no ants in my fridge...the ants must have crawled in while i dozzed of before i put them in the fridge.
nanti sat lagi ada ants keluar kat telinga dan hidung. ada rasa gatal-gatal tak?
lolls, at the time memang gatal-gatal, now ok dah. Dah digested semua, (burp!!) ahaks
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